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tallboy

The owner's Windows 11 desktop at folly on the future network, which sends metrics and event logs to folly.

vendorASUS
modelROG Strix G16CHR
serialS9PFWT00L382375
cpuIntel Core i7-14700F (20c/28t)
ram32 GB
gpuNVIDIA GeForce RTX 4070
storage1 TB Samsung SSD 990 PRO, 1 TB Micron MTFDKBA1T0QFM
osWindows 11 Pro (build 26200)

tallboy is the owner's Windows 11 desktop on folly's future network. The owner works in its NixOS WSL distro, the wsl image in nix/hosts/default.nix.

What it runs#

  • windows_exporter on port 9182, and OhmGraphite, a hardware-sensor exporter, on port 4445. clusters/folly/monitoring/windows-exporters.yaml declares both as Prometheus targets on folly.
  • Vector, which pushes the Windows Event Log to VictoriaLogs

See Install a Windows desktop and Install Windows monitoring.

Reach#

Reach it at tallboy.<tailnet>. terraform/network/unifi/folly/windows-hosts.tf reserves its address from TALLBOY_IP in clusters/folly/config/anchor-topology.json.

Quirks#

  • Memory Integrity (HVCI) blocks the sensor driver, so tallboy reports no CPU temperature or fan speed.
  • The per-host Windows* rules resolve when tallboy is off, and TargetDown leaves the windows-exporter job out.
  • While Mullvad VPN is connected with Local network sharing off, it drops inbound LAN traffic, so folly cannot scrape tallboy.

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